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guys
perfume
that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
I NEED
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
i figured out that if i sleep on the couch with my hands on my laptop, my nails won’t get messed up. :D crisis averted.
help i’m painting my nails and they’re still wet and i want to go to bed D: what do i do
best marketing
A+
10/10
would recommend
WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.
They sell them at Target
This is a fantastic idea.
Raging pharmacology boner.
Bonus points for being single chemical pills.
you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com
If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.
This company is a marketer’s wet dream.
That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.
walk into the club like I would like to purchase an alcohol please
Today ends my retail therapy— shopping binge weirdness that has been going on for two days. usually i don’t spend money ever, but i have treated myself and bought outfits and underwear and shoes and a dress. needless to say, i will not be needing any more clothing for the duration of the summer :)
anyway, here’s what i got today. A blue version of the red shirt i printed on :D so comfy and looks nice too! and REVERSIBLE JEANS. patterned on one side, and solid dark blue on the other. $17 on clearance and i practically got two pairs :3 … and then my mom bought me three tanktops gray, navy blue, and turquoise with stripes, which came to about $20 :’) she’s so sweet. she also bought me some cheap water colors since we were shopping for a wedding present today. AND! i got adorable shorts. i’m really not a shorts kind of gal, but they’re polka dotted and they look like a skirt!! see, shorts are too tight 90% of the time and are rather unflattering on me, and skirts tend to be too short for my taste, and i’m constantly checking them. HOWeeVEr c: these are loose enough to be comfy and it looks cute so it’s a win win.
annndd i got muh bangs cut ;D
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?




