Just Liz

arborealgargoyle:

petermorwood:
gaytanic-panic:
only-tiktoks:
that grey cat is so fucking smart i love her
You can almost hear “Okay, enough of this!” happening.
if you watch too she decides to start breaking it right after she hit the top one on her last jump. like oh? you touch me?? well now i touch you!! *BITE BITE KILL KILL*

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enki2:

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tardigrade-gaming:

IT’S ON!

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zevveli:

soapdispensersalesman:
ALT
I can’t stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 ½, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 ½ were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

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everythingfox:

Capybara scritches
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uroko:

Monet’s pond, Gifu, Japan / 異世界ひとり旅～Deep spot Japan～ ♡

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genderfluid-druid:

hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus

socialistexan:

because-im-freaking-greed:
minimightymina:
socialmaya:
Peter Jackson: “then you’re stabbed and go “graaahhh!” and-“
Christopher Lee: “that’s not the sound a person makes when they’re stabbed tho”
Peter Jackson: “…”
Christopher Lee: “you make a “pahh!” sound, like the air is being forced out all at once”
Peter Jackson: (thinking) ‘this guy has stabbed people. He knows the noise because he did it, he did it enough time he knows the noise a person makes’
Chirstopher Lee: *upper crust air of unaffected geniality*
Peter Jackson: “sure yeah okay”
A small correction: Christopher Lee didn’t release a metal album. He released two, and 3 EPs.
This leaves out THAT WE LITERALLY DRACULA FOR LIKE DIFFERENT 8 MOVIES

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podcastwizard:

martinkhall:
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alphacrone:
when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house
me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature
had food poisoning when i posted this
Well if you’d pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn’t have gotten food poisoning from it.
oh suddenly everyone’s an expert on the Creature i milk

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modmad:

tinsnip:
hmmm-official:
hmmm
That’s a tarot card

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cannibalchicken:

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cemeterything:

referred to saints as a type of mythological creature today and was about to correct myself when i thought about it and decided that actually i’m right. a saint is a kind of a creature.

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arcaniumagi2:

poetry-protest-pornography:
decadentbatbagelscissors:
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onewhoturns:
hemipelagicdredger:
poetry-protest-pornography:
[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]
As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome
Okay but in the video the dolphins swim upside down like they’re imitating the sloth and it’s real cute.
THANK YOU FOR FINDING VIDEO! IDK WHY I DIDN’T THINK TO CHECK YOUTUBE! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!
Here are even more animals visiting each others!!
Oh my gosh, thank you for sharing this! This is so precious!!!
lmao all the animals are all like What, In the name of FUCK? Is THAT?

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roxylalonde:

beemovieerotica:
wait tumblr is now fully telling us if the call is coming from inside the house?

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cassie-is-trans:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:
Me cursing Apollo

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